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Woody Allen

US writer, actor and director

(12/01/1935 - )


If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
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Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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