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 | Woody Allen US writer, actor and director (12/01/1935 - ) |
| Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. | | Sex (9), Girls (2) | Woody Allen (6) |
| My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. | | Love (2), Sex (9), New York (2) | Woody Allen (6) |
| Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. | | Love (2), Sex (9), Questions (3) | Woody Allen (6) |
| There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. | | People (22), Crime (3) | Woody Allen (6) |
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