| Shaw, George Bernard | Simpson, Homer | Smirnoff, Yakov |
 | Homer Simpson character in "The Simpsons" |
| To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems! | |
| Alcohol (8), Solution (1), Life (17), Problems (3) | Homer Simpson (5) |
| Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. | |
| Children (5), Listen (2), Simpsons (4) | Homer Simpson (5) |
| Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! | |
| to aliens who abducted Simpson family | |
| Wives (7), Children (5), Food (9), Simpsons (4) | Homer Simpson (5) |
| If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. | |
| English (1), Guiltiness (1), Simpsons (4) | Homer Simpson (5) |
| Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. | |
| Lies (5), Listen (2), Simpsons (4) | Homer Simpson (5) |
| Shaw, George Bernard | Simpson, Homer | Smirnoff, Yakov |