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| The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. | | Lawyers (3), Roads (1), Animals (10) | Patrick Murray (2) |
| Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. | | Doctors (5), Lawyers (3), Rob (1), Kill (4) | Anton Chekhov (1) |
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