Bank

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bank (4), Money (8)Bob Hope (1)

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Bank (4), Problems (3), Money (8)Jean Paul Getty (1)

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
People (22), Sun (1), Minutes (2), Bank (4)Mark Twain (20)

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Bank (4), Umbrella (1)Robert Frost (2)