Men

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Men (12), Women (11), Marriage (6), Hope (2), Disappointments (1)Albert Einstein (23)

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
Men (12), Learn (2)Galileo Galilei (3)

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Men (12), Truth (9), Liars (2)Mark Twain (20)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
War (10), Women (11), Men (12)Elayne Boosler (1)

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Men (12), Money (8), Wives (7), Women (11)Anonymous (6)

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Men (12), Years (2), Life (17)Muhammad Ali (2)

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex (9), Women (11), Men (12)Billy Crystal (1)

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Lies (5), Orgasms (1), Women (11), Men (12), Relationships (1), Sex (9)Sharon Stone (1)

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Men (12), Women (11), Dangerous (2)Friedrich Nietzsche (4)

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Taxes (2), Men (12)Oscar Wilde (4)

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Discoveries (2), Men (12), Surprises (1)Henry Ford (7)

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Politics (7), Men (12), Brain (2), Hearts (1)Winston Churchill (13)