| You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war. | | Enemies (5), War (10), Fight (2), People (22) | Napoleon (5) |
| I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. | | People (22) | Dave Edison (1) |
| A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. | | Politics (7), Nothing (1), People (22) | Fred Allen (1) |
| There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. | | People (22), Crime (3) | Woody Allen (6) |
| There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. | | Children (5), People (22) | Mona Crane (1) |
| Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. | | People (22), Wisdom (11) | Mark Twain (20) |
| In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. | | Universe (10), People (22), Angry (1) | Douglas Adams (5) |
| Before we proceed further let us get one thing clear. Are we talking about the brown Indians in India, who have multiplied alarmingly under the benevolent British rule? Or are we speaking of the red Indians in America who, I understand, are almost extinct? | | Helen Ogden Mills Reid, sister of the anti-British owner of the Chicago Tribune, encountered Churchill at a White House lunch in 1943 and immediately attacked him on the grounds of Britains's treatment of India. | | People (22), Indians (1) | Winston Churchill (13) |
| Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. | | Law (4), Juries (1), People (22) | Monica Piper (1) |
| There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press. | | Law (4), Freedom (4), Press (1), People (22) | Mark Twain (20) |
| All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color. | | from the film Bulworth, 1998. Said by the character Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth acted by Warren Beatty. He directed the film and wrote the story and screenplay. | | People (22), Fuck (1) | Warren Beatty (1) |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. | | People (22), Sun (1), Minutes (2), Bank (4) | Mark Twain (20) |
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