Sex

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Smoking (3), Alcohol (8), Sex (9), Healthy (1), Suicide (1), Drinking (4)Johnny Carson (2)

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Liars (2), Sex (9)Barbara Bush (1)

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex (9), Women (11), Men (12)Billy Crystal (1)

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Lies (5), Orgasms (1), Women (11), Men (12), Relationships (1), Sex (9)Sharon Stone (1)

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Love (2), Sex (9), Questions (3)Woody Allen (6)

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
People (22), Intellectuals (2), Sex (9)Edgar Wallace (1)

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Sex (9), Money (8)Brendon Francis (1)

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Sex (9), Girls (2)Woody Allen (6)

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Love (2), Sex (9), New York (2)Woody Allen (6)