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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Men (12), Women (11), Marriage (6), Hope (2), Disappointments (1)Albert Einstein (23)
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
War (10), Women (11), Men (12)Elayne Boosler (1)
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Men (12), Money (8), Wives (7), Women (11)Anonymous (6)
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex (9), Women (11), Men (12)Billy Crystal (1)
Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Lies (5), Orgasms (1), Women (11), Men (12), Relationships (1), Sex (9)Sharon Stone (1)
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Men (12), Women (11), Dangerous (2)Friedrich Nietzsche (4)
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Women (11), Wives (7)Henny Youngman (3)
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Women (11), Clothing (1)Robert Paul (2)
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Police (3), Women (11), Wives (7)Ilie Nastase (1)
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Women (11), Siblings (1), Ugliness (2)Mark Twain (20)
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Money (8), Women (11)Aristoteles Onassis (1)
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