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| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. | | Mankind (5), Animals (10), Dogs (4) | Mark Twain (20) |
| When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of a curved branch, it doesn't notice that the track it has covered is indeed curved. I was lucky enough to notice what the beetle didn't notice. | | Einstein, in answer to his son Eduard's question why he is so famous, 1922 | | Animals (10), Nature (2) | Albert Einstein (23) |
| The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. | | Lawyers (3), Roads (1), Animals (10) | Patrick Murray (2) |
| What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. | | Earth (2), Simulations (1), Animals (10), Asteroids (1) | Dave Barry (2) |
| Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. | | Scientists (1), Animals (10), Earth (2), Cows (1) | Dave Barry (2) |
| Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. | | Animals (10), Dogs (4) | Sue Murphy (1) |
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