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Fek konam ye ertebat e bahal beyn e afsane ye Pandora ye yoonani ba Adam and Eve e khodemoon peyda kardam. Too joftesh ye joori eshare shode be kojkavi nabeja ye zana va inke chejoori maye e badbakhti shohareshoon mishe.
The Story of Pandora
The story of how the dumb mother blows it
Gonahkar
Man (Yani in chehre -->  ) gonahkaram. Ye gonahkare vaghe`ee.
Ye jani e divoone. Akhe man gonahe kheili bozorgi daram. Gonahi ke hamishe mortakeb misham. Gonahe man ye farghe bozorg ba hame ye gonah ha dare, oonam inke dar asare anjam dadan ye ammal ya yek seri amal nist. balke be khatere anjam NADADANE ye seri karas. Karayi ke "khoobe."
Masalan inke man nemitoonam hey be khodam talghin konam ke dele arefi daram o az donya shaki am. Badam hey vase ino oon dardo del konam oona ham khar tar az man ba deghghat o ba ye halate delsoozane goosh bedan o fek konan folani che ghad khafane.
Hala taze in khoobe. Bezar ino nagam ke man nemitoonam ye pille ye ahmaghane az afkaram dore khodam be vojood biyaram. Va daem kes konam too oon pile o mese khare abi az biroon oomadan az too pile betarsam. Badam hey begam khafanam khafanam.
Akhe motaghedam in mese in mimoone ke yeki naghashio bedoone ostad yad begire bad ye chizi bekeshe o az hame makhfish kone bad hey bege in ye asare jahanie. Akhe olagh ino age neshoone ye nafar bedi kheili rahat behet mige ke che eshkalate badihi ee dare. Ye seri inghad ba afkare ahmaghanashoon
az khode vaghe ee shoon fasele migiran ke beine vaghe`eeyat va khode majazi ke sakhtan ye adame taadole shadid daran. osoolan migan injoor adama khod dargiri daran. osoolanam kheili mahbooban. be khatere inke har rooz part mishan too ye gooshe az donyaye farziyato baraye hame tarifesh mikonan.
Taze hame ham kheili hal mikonan. Afarin bar in afrad. Akhe divoone to ravani hasti ino baghiye nemifahman khodet chi! Khob base dige...
Common Properties of Organisms (CAUTION: Copyrighted Material)
Ankas ke...
baba in "ankas ke nadanad va nadanad ke nadanad" be khoda kheili ham bad nist chon belakhkhare yeki behesh mige ke "nadanad" oon vaght mishe "ankas ke bedanad ke nadanad". Khoda nasib nakone "ankas ke nadanad va nakhahad ke bedanad!"
Quote from the movie "Bruce Almighty"
Jim Carrey has been granted with the powers of God with two limitations: 1- he can not tell anyone about it 2- he can not mess with free will. Then in some scene his wife finds him kissing some other woman and leaves him. Carrey alone sitting on the sofa with the real God beside him, desparately asks God: "how can you make someone love u wihtout affecting free will?" God answers: "if u come up with the answer someday let me know, too!" :-D
Imperfection
Osoolan man motaghedam ke naghs yeki az zibayi haye adame. Yeki az khosoosiyate joda nashodanishe. Adam gonah karo eshtebah konande be donya oomade. (Farsi --> English :-D) And I think of my English Instructor. He's such a nice guy. But he sometimes behaves in lame way! he's not perfect. In fact Noone is. And I love him with all his good and bad parts. (Hala dobare back to Farsi :-D) Va hamchenin rohani e rankoohi ostade mashhoore database. Adame jalebie. Ba'd, in hayo hooyi ke rajebehesh hast, baes mishe ke adam fek kone: Yea he is damn perfect. Vali bad mibini ke oonam eibaye khodesho dare va ba hamin eibashe ke doos dashtanie. Hamin ke ye ensane mese to, hamin ke oonam eshtebahate khodesho dare doos dashtanie. Kheili jalebe ke in tarze tafakkor che ghadr rekhne karde too man. Ta haddi ke chan rooz pish ye dokhtare didam mese aroosak. Bad fek kardam: my my my she's damn hot. bad ye dokhtare dige oomad ke ghashang bood vali na be andazeye oon yeki. ehsas kardam azin yeki bishtar khosham oomad. Chon nemidoonam... Chon shayad eibasham ye vajhe tamayozesh ba baghiyas. Dar zemn hizam khodeti x-(
Cool Classification
There's an old joke to the effect the world can be divided into two groups of people, those who divide the world into two groups of people and those who don't. --Dennis Crampton
Ophelia
Ophelia kheili pak bood. Hich taghsiri ham nadasht. Hamlet ham taghsiri nadasht. Haghi paymal shode bood. Hamlet bayad pasesh migereft. Vali be har hal in vasat Ophelia bood ke ghorbani shod. Man ta hala chan ta Ophelia be esme hagho hagh talabi ghorbani kardam? Nemidoonam. Vali midoonam ye bar Ophelia ro nejat dadam va ehsas mikonam ke Ophelia kheili mohemtar az oon dorosto ghalato bayado nabayade manteghi bood!
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